Nothing stays innocent.

despitetheobvious:

druginfluenced:

retr0philia:

doucheboob:

neverc0ming0utagain:

hopelesshopeful:

atomau:

neverland-avenue:

hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT

So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like

I need a sloth jfc

I REALLY FUCKIN NEED ONE

This is the best thing I’ve seen in my life

Sloths are my spirit animal.

omfg

neighborzknowmyname

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

(Source: sandandglass)

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

(Source: vinescope.com)

shinga-tumblr:

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

(Source: iraffiruse)

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

iguanamouth:

image

Oh my g look at this cutie

get this bird into a seat of political power

roachpatrol:

petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB

this is all i need from life i am content

roachpatrol:

petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB

this is all i need from life i am content

(Source: cute-overload)

yazbethe:

ask-renaokumura:

ask-juke-hide:

askcrinkletwilight:

thebronyguardian:

God Damn it.

Sorry

-screaming intensifies-

Holy mother of …da fuq

Goddamit

yazbethe:

ask-renaokumura:

ask-juke-hide:

askcrinkletwilight:

thebronyguardian:

God Damn it.

Sorry

-screaming intensifies-

Holy mother of …da fuq

Goddamit

(Source: captain-fuzzy-wuzzy)

kleinkonan:

That only took forever, I’m sorry. I hope you people understand these, it’s always hard for me to draw something as abstract as glitches, bugs etc.

I left out the glitches that forced me to restart a mission or the entire console (they happened, too, and they were quite amusing, but too hard for me to draw).
Also, I can’t draw horses.

(Source: kenlovers)

applesandelephants:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

this is my new favorite thing

applesandelephants:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

this is my new favorite thing

ask-the-tiger-general asked:

"Hello Flaky. It's been a while since we last met." The general smiled at the younger female, happy to see her after so much time. "How have you been?"

ask-the-tiger-general:

asktwisted-flaky:

asktwisted-flaky:

"I’ve been well." Flaky said as she looked up at the man in front of her, "How have you been?"

Flaky thought for a moment,”We should go on the tilt-a-whirl!” It was one of her favorite rides at the amusement park.

{♟} Lips partened to a smile, revealing pearl-white teeth, revealing sharps and thick fangs as well. Almost cat-like were they in appearence. “Good choice!” Harmless choice. There wasn’t much lethal that could go wrong there.

"Lets go then, shall we?"

Flaky, a bit startled by the man’s sharp incisors, returned his smile,”Let’s.”

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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