Nothing stays innocent.

rock-hard-fist-nipples:

gryffinewt:

important otp headcanons to consider

  • who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
  • alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell

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refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat)

antiquesherlock:

ultrafacts:

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Today, the Wall Street Journal reported that the FBI is rethinking its ban on hiring potheads

antiquesherlock:

ultrafacts:

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Today, the Wall Street Journal reported that the FBI is rethinking its ban on hiring potheads

umbradream:

ultrafacts:

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Lets hear it for France guys, they know whats up

umbradream:

ultrafacts:

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Lets hear it for France guys, they know whats up

thelorelaisquared:

retasuneko:

mattrenez:

igotaloveshekeepsmewaiting:

melodiesintheair:

jarpadd:

I suggest all females watch this. 

*i suggest all humans watch this.

THIS SHOULD BE REQUIRED WATCHING FOR ALL HUMANS

I’m a 17 year old white guy living in middle class America. I’ve never exactly been a supporter of feminism because that kind of thing has never really affected me personally. I don’t notice it and I don’t care about it. But in nine minutes this video has made what is truly a serious problem extremely apparent. Those “why I need feminism” posts or those slut-shaming or rape culture campaigns never convince me of anything. But this video actually did I think.

tl;dr This video kicks ass, just watch it.

WATCH THIS NOW.

(Although, I must admit I’d love to see an updated-for-2013 version of this video; it looks like this particular video is two or three years old. How have stats changed in a few years? Has the change been gratifying or ominous?)

I really want to see this full film now. These are issues to are relevant and important and that need to somehow be addressed better within our media and our society. 

(Source: dave-bowman)

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

blackamazon:

"there there angry face""no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH"

blackamazon:

"there there angry face"
"no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH"

(Source: entirelyessential)

asklammyhtf asked:

"Hello Flaky~!"

"Oh, Hello Lammy."

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

drtanner-sfw:

thegestianpoet:

this is my favorite vine

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

imageimage

These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

(Source: crybaybe)

improbablecarny:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING

ask-the-tiger-general asked:

"Hello Flaky. It's been a while since we last met." The general smiled at the younger female, happy to see her after so much time. "How have you been?"

ask-the-tiger-general:

asktwisted-flaky:

asktwisted-flaky:

"I’ve been well." Flaky said as she looked up at the man in front of her, "How have you been?"

"You’re right about that." She agreed,"I bet the only reason they fired him was to save their reputation."

{♟} “Well, how is their reputation now?” He asked, wondering if going to this amusement park had really been such a good idea.

"It’s reputation has gotten better." She said,"Nothing bad has happened since then."